February 2012
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Lady Gaga: .... So yeah that's the video concept and all the plans for performances and such for my new single.
*shuffling and banging in the vents*
Jimmy Iovine: What was that?
Lady Gaga: Oh that's just Katy.
January 2012
21 posts
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Hyperventilating.
kevinless:
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THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
lanadelshutthefuckup:
“Yeah, that’s right, you call that tranny reductive, Madonna,” whispers Christina Aguilera as she anonymously tweets “#LadyWho” from her Windows ‘98 PC and cuts out coupons for buy-one-get-one-free CVS red lipstick.
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Born To Die is free on iTunes?
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reblogging on the wrong blog
oops ~
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December 2011
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I hung out with a girl from my school today. We were at the mall and I went up to this lady wearing a “Legalize Gay” shirt. She was holding a clipboard so I assumed she wanted signatures, but my friend pulled me away and said not to sign it because she’s against it. I assumed she was joking. Then on the way home she was asking what my voice sounded like before I...
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November 2011
12 posts
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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
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my mom just made me show her the kim kardashian...
not awkward at all ~
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October 2011
10 posts
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